"Yeah I’m a big time drug dealer!"

"…for my cats"

degdegwizard:

nicole-soul-thief:

degdegwizard:

nicole-soul-thief:

i joined twitter and i don’t know how to work it it’s like i’m on a foreign planet

follow me I ramble a lot. @bombsenpai

ARE YOU PROMOTING YOURSELF ON MY POST DEGDEG?

My motto is: Advertise like a shameless whore.

degdegwizard:

Um ok, let me get one thing straight, being life, does not make you a full-time healer, sure you can heal here and there, but that doesn’t make it your full-time job to heal everything and everybody the full-match, you can switch to attack whenever you want, so you need to tell your boyfriend that if you’re feeling bored with just healing and shielding all the time, and using treasure cards, and healing, AND SHIELDING, are all not against the rules, and false reporting could get the reporter to be suspended for a while, no matter how many kids cry and weep because they lost, due to that one annoying shield, or that one strong treasure card, or because you healed and he attacked and then you finished him off, healing is ok, shielding is ok, using treasure cards is ok

Now back to you being life

What I suggest you should do, you could go up to your boy friend and  say something like “Hey, listen, I know we are winning a lot, but I am not feeling this whole I’ll heal you attack thing, maybe we could both attack together! I will still heal you here and there to keep us alive, but I’d really appreciate it if we fought together, side by side.”

That’ll probably get him to change the format a little.

Ya know.. Or I could just smack him
And then run that shit.

spellyoulater:

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i love my new wig

thanks kingsisle

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degdegwizard:

lady-of-the-falling-sky:

wow they actually give you time to flee or pass. THIS IS GOOD. 

JUST BE A DICK AND NOT PASS

That’s what I do when I’m angry.

mglaciem:

*when you die due to your killing spell fizzling”

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degdegwizard:

WHEN KINGSISLE SENDS YOU SWEET TEXTS <3333

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Always the best!

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ashley-breeze:

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lies

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degdegwizard:

angeldelamito:

degdegwizard:

I’M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

I kno u like chewing on that dog bone

I REPEAT, UNCOMFORTABLE

degdegwizard:

ashley-breeze:

nicole-soul-thief:

nightvale-wizard:

I just got yelled at for not healing, for probably the fifth time, all by different people.

Choke them with nature.

taunt them with healing yourself

After healing yourself, be like “oops, I clicked the wrong person again, haha”

and then keep doing it until they’re dead.

and once they die, you magically have no healing spells left :/